Playoff Bracket
Championship
Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
#6: Barnacle Heads (118)  
  Barnacle Heads (105)  
#3: Roid Rage (117)    
  Uncle Gary's Nightmare (174)  
     
Uncle Gary's Nightmare (166)    
   
  Kearney Chickens
#5: the Gnomes (169)   Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
  the Gnomes (130)    
#4: Joatmon's Hoards (151)      
  Kearney Chickens (195)  
    
Kearney Chickens (168)   
Lineup Deadline
Week 17
Sun Jan 1 12:00:00 p.m. CT 2012
27 days, 4 hours, 50 minutes Ago
Live Scoring
Week 17
Uncle Gary's Nightmare174Details
Kearney Chickens 195
Barnacle Heads128Details
the Gnomes102
BEDWETTERS!!!49Details
Roid Rage147Details
TBD87Details
Barns Bombers68Details
Joatmon's Hoards118Details
whosyerdaddy67Details
WAR PIG148Details
Uncle Rico131Details
Season Records
#FranchiseYearWLTPFPA
1. Sparky's Stinky Sphincters 2000 13302474 1841
2. the Gnomes 2005 15202437 2039
3. 3PumpDump 2002 14202407 1750
4. Barnacle Heads 2006 11502395 1832
5. Kearney Chickens 2011 10402391 1563
6. Sparky's Psychos 2005 12502365 1989
7. Barns Bombers 2007 16102353 1727
8. Joatmon's Hoards 2000 11602350 2049
9. Smegma 2000 10602318 1933
10. Democrats are Socialist WHORES! 2000 11402308 1529
All Season Records
Draft Status
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Week 17 NFL Schedule
Sun Jan 1 12:00:00 p.m. CT 2012
Jets Final
(Scattered T-Storms)
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Dolphins 
Bills Final
(Mostly Sunny)
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Patriots 
Colts Final
(Sunny)
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Jaguars 
Redskins Final
(Mostly Sunny)
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Eagles 
Lions Final
(Flurries / Wind)
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Packers 
Bears Final
(Dome)
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Vikings 
49ers Final
(Dome)
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Rams 
Panthers Final
(Dome)
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Saints 
Titans Final
(Dome)
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Texans 
Sun Jan 1 3:15:00 p.m. CT 2012
Ravens Final
(Few Snow Showers / Wind)
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Bengals 
Steelers Final
(Snow Shower / Wind)
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Browns 
Chiefs Final
(Partly Cloudy)
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Broncos 
Chargers Final
(Sunny)
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Raiders 
Seahawks Final
(Sunny)
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Cardinals 
Buccaneers Final
(Dome)
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Falcons 
Sun Jan 1 7:20:00 p.m. CT 2012
Cowboys Final
(Mostly Sunny)
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Giants 
Bye Weeks
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Franchise Owner Activity
FranchiseLast Visited This Page
Commissioner1 day, 21 hours, 19 minutes ago
Uncle Gary's Nightmare17 days, 21 hours, 47 minutes ago
Joatmon's Hoards20 days, 2 hours ago
Kearney Chickens 26 days, 4 hours, 32 minutes ago
BEDWETTERS!!!26 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes ago
WAR PIG26 days, 16 hours, 43 minutes ago
Roid Rage26 days, 20 hours ago
Barnacle Heads32 days, 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
Barns Bombers34 days, 21 hours, 9 minutes ago
whosyerdaddy43 days, 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
Uncle Rico49 days, 23 hours, 48 minutes ago
TBD85 days, 21 hours, 58 minutes ago
League Standings

The Good

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Roid Rage Roid Rage 9-4-1.679 0.0 L1 2083 122.5 1581 112.9 3-2-1
TBD 5-9-0.357 4.5 W2 1644 96.7 1567 111.9 4-2-0
BEDWETTERS!!! BEDWETTERS!!! 5-9-0.357 4.5 W1 1633 96.1 1740 124.3 4-2-0
Barns Bombers Barns Bombers 4-9-1.321 5.0 L2 1870 110.0 1738 124.1 0-5-1

The Bad

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Kearney Chickens Kearney Chickens 10-4-0.714 0.0 L1 2391 140.6 1563 111.6 4-2-0
Joatmon's Hoards Joatmon's Hoards 9-5-0.643 1.0 W2 2129 125.2 1567 111.9 4-2-0
Barnacle Heads Barnacle Heads 7-7-0.500 3.0 W1 1995 117.4 1751 125.1 4-2-0
whosyerdaddy 1-13-0.071 9.0 L3 1675 98.5 1720 122.9 0-6-0

The Ugly

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Uncle Gary's Nightmare Uncle Gary's Nightmare 12-1-1.893 0.0 W1 2263 133.1 1497 106.9 4-1-1
the Gnomes the Gnomes 8-6-0.571 4.5 L1 1959 115.2 1501 107.2 4-2-0
WAR PIG WAR PIG 6-7-1.464 6.0 W1 1884 110.8 1552 110.9 1-4-1
Uncle Rico Uncle Rico 6-8-0.429 6.5 L2 2063 121.4 1672 119.4 2-4-0
Power Rankings
  All-Play Record
Franchise PF PP Eff Bench Points Max PF Min PF Coulda Won Woulda Lost Power Rank W L T Pct
Kearney Chickens 2391270888.3%992195921247.65141433.762
Uncle Gary's Nightmare2263246192.0%7381741051345.50127591.682
Joatmon's Hoards2129241988.0%871157971342.22115711.618
the Gnomes1959220089.0%861169671438.30861001.463
Roid Rage2083223793.1%472160893436.59108781.580
Barnacle Heads1995225688.4%513159701135.13103822.556
Uncle Rico2063233588.4%682189574033.7695884.519
TBD1644222873.8%1035136594333.54621250.332
WAR PIG1884228582.5%898148782332.76791035.436
BEDWETTERS!!!1633196783.0%683142471229.84591271.318
Barns Bombers1870215087.0%751138656328.29801034.439
whosyerdaddy1675194985.9%579141333020.80541303.297
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Week 17 MVP Players
PlayerPts
Flynn, Matt GBP QB62
Rice, Ray BAL RB47
Nelson, Jordy GBP WR46
Gronkowski, Rob NEP TE27
Carpenter, Dan MIA PK26
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Week 17 MVP Starters
PlayerPts
Stafford, Matthew DET QB50
Rice, Ray BAL RB47
Nelson, Jordy GBP WR46
Gronkowski, Rob NEP TE27
Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK24
Bears, Chicago CHI Def26
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Top 10 Players
#PlayerPts
1.Brees, Drew NOS QB555
2.Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB545
3.Brady, Tom NEP QB508
4.Newton, Cam CAR QB506
5.Stafford, Matthew DET QB500
6.Manning, Eli NYG QB442
7.Romo, Tony DAL QB404
8.Ryan, Matt ATL QB397
9.Rivers, Philip SDC QB395
10.Rice, Ray BAL RB385
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Top 10 Free Agents
#PlayerPts
1.Jackson, Tarvaris SEA QB257
2.Schaub, Matt HOU QB237
3.Jackson, Fred BUF RB219
4.Cutler, Jay CHI QB202
5.Gabbert, Blaine JAC QB177
6.Ponder, Christian MIN QB171
7.Skelton, John ARI QB155
8.Bradford, Sam STL QB153
9.Nugent, Mike CIN PK152
10.Heyward-Bey, Darrius OAK WR150
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